AARRRGG!!!

Where is the Calgon when you need it?!? If you do take me away Calgon, please make it somewhere far, far from here!! Also, make sure it is deafeningly quiet!! I am wondering how a child can scream incessantly for over three hours. And, why?? Why do they feel the need to make a point as loudly as possible? Even when you pick up the child they still continue to scream! I am at a loss sometimes. But i digress. Screaming over now, boys in bed, and girls getting ready for movie night. Wait...girls arguing about who is doing what to get ready for movie night! I think they heard the silence upstairs and decided it was just too quiet! Okay, now, I am serious, where did I put that darn Calgon?? Maybe that is mommy code for wine. Yes, that is it! Our "fore-mothers" were saving face by nicknaming their alcohol Calgon! Wow, I feel better now! Knowing that wine has always been a go to for mothers throughout the ages, I feel less alone! Less crazy. Wineries should be thanking screaming babies and fighting children everywhere! Cheers! :)