Things Kids Say

I have been asked some pretty interesting questions in my life. I have also heard some really funny sayings and stories from time to time. None of which compare to the things one hears when they become a parent! We have for a long time had a list of Alexys-ism's. Apryl was always ready to try her Daddy's patience with a few funny antics. Now, we have a new little girl adding her two cents into the mix! She has asked me quite a few times, "Please you pick Addy's nose??". I did ask her to repeat that one, because I wasn't sure I had heard her correctly. Sure enough, she said the same exact thing! If she sees someone she thinks she doesn't like, she will yell at them to go home! "Get out of here, go home!" she said to her Great Grandmother yesterday! I liked when she asked for a piece of cheese and I gave her a piece of Provolone, she says, "No, I want yellow cheese!!" Now, the boys are getting in on this business somewhat also. They will yell at whomever is around when they are poopie. "Poo-poo!!". They also let everyone know what they call their private areas! "Pee-pee?" they will ask as they are grabbing them. My mom says, "Did they just ask me if that was their, their, you know whats?". I just laugh. The boys are just starting to learn words and I can only imagine how many times they will make their mother blush!