My Tormentors

I have officially been on my own with our little people for three days now, and in typical fashion my boys have adapted rather quickly. Both of them have analyzed their new mommy and have prepared themselves to take full advantage of my immobility. Just this morning as I was attempting to put laundry away, one of the boys was pulling my pants down from behind me! Of course it took me a minute to turn around to see who it was and when I did, he was already long gone! They are strategically placing things of mine as far away as possible, then when I need to retrieve said item, they make a break for the snacks! They are throwing small things at my head all the while knowing I am probably not going to pursue them. Both boys run away laughing it up! I have become a joke to them. They found a weakness and have no qualms exposing it for all it is worth. Garhett even asked me today if I wanted to jump on the trampoline with them and I swear he was being sarcastic! They don't know it, but I see the sideways glances they give each other when they are being devilish! I am not out of tricks in my bag either, these little guys had better beware!! Now that I can not keep up with them physically, I have to resort to mind games, and bribery works really well too!